Where's My Vote? cont'd

Where's My Vote?

Not in America!... Because We're Pathetic

Holy Shit! Iran Erupts!

When our elections get stolen (two times in a row) we just sit back and take it. Anywhere else they riot. Are Americans just a bunch of weak pussies? Considering how scared we are of the Guantanamo prisoners, I guess we prove it over and over, huh?

Pirates die strangely after taking Iranian ship

Pirates die strangely after taking Iranian ship

A tense standoff has developed in waters off Somalia over an Iranian merchant ship laden with a mysterious cargo that was hijacked by pirates.

Somali pirates suffered skin burns, lost hair and fell gravely ill “within days” of boarding the MV Iran Deyanat. Some of them died...

My first thought was radiation poisoning. Then I started wondering how many deadly cargoes like this are sailing in our world's oceans right this moment. Then I curled up in a ball in a corner and started rocking back and forth, humming "Pop Goes the Weasel" with my eyes clamped shut.

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McCain/Lieberman

Boy if this doesn't say it all. Did I mention I'm betting McCain takes Lieberman for a running mate?