Abortion Donuts

Straight from the "Can't Make This Shit Up" Department:

KRISPY KREME CELEBRATES OBAMA WITH PRO-ABORTION DOUGHNUTS Washington, DC (15 January 2009) -

The following is a statement from American Life League president Judie Brown:

"The next time you stare down a conveyor belt of slow-moving, hot, sugary glazed donuts at your local Krispy Kreme, you just might be supporting President-elect Barack Obama's radical support for abortion on demand - including his sweeping promise to sign the Freedom of Choice Act as soon as he steps in the Oval Office, Jan. 20.

"The doughnut giant released the following statement yesterday:

'Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring American's sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan. 20. By doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are making an oath to tasty goodies -- just another reminder of how oh-so-sweet "free" can be.'

"Just an unfortunate choice of words? For the sake of our Wednesday morning doughnut runs, we hope so. The unfortunate reality of a post Roe v. Wade America is that 'choice' is synonymous with abortion access, and celebration of 'freedom of choice' is a tacit endorsement of abortion rights on demand..."

Be sure to read the comments!

mike says:

if they were abortion donuts, i don't think i'd want one. i assume they'd be taking them out of the oven way too early.

Posted On: Thursday, Jan. 15 2009 @ 8:05PM

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liz says:

*LIBRUL ELITIS T BULLETIN*

COMING NEW TO KRISPY KREME--fetus-filling doughnuts!!
Feed your baby-hating, pagan-worshiping, black soul with these new and delicious doughnuts with FETUS filling*. Because nothing helps a liberal unwind from a day of fighting for civil rights, universal healthcare, and environmental protection than devouring the life source of BABEHS!!

Life begins at confection y'all!

*sprinkles of the Anti-Christ come separately

Posted On: Thursday, Jan. 15 2009 @ 8:31PM

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el pinche says:

wait until those unhappy clowns find out about Denny's Abortion Grandslam Breakfast (sunny side up egg and 1 pointy fork).

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 16 2009 @ 10:24AM

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Hankage says:

'They're complaining about our free donut offer! Abort! Abort!'

'Oh. Wait.'

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 16 2009 @ 1:48PM

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KKreme4Life says:

How do I insert donut to prevent conception?

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 16 2009 @ 3:41PM