Worst Political Speech Ever

This "speech" remains just as awful at the end as it begins. What makes my head spin is he claims to have a master's degree in communication!

Bat Shit Crazy Cont'd

You know someone is bat shit crazy when even Glenn Beck thinks they're nuts:

Palin Uses Magic 8-Ball in ABC Interview

From the Borowitz Report:

...All in all, Gov. Palin said she was "pleased as punch" by her performance, despite having told Mr. Gibson that the United States should invade Russia.

When asked by reporters where she got her answer to the Russia question, Gov. Palin replied, "My Magic 8-Ball got stuck on that one, so I asked God."...