Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Batshit Crazy Report: Victoria Jackson

So former Saturday Night Live star Victoria Jackson has been a bit of a wingnut for years but she's now jumped completely into the Batshit Crazy club.  Apparently she is privy to highly classified information we're not because she hosts a web talk show.  Since I have a podcast talk show, why wasn't I invited?  I can tell you why:  because I'm not batshit crazy.  Jackson has entered the self reinforcing circle jerk of BELIEVERS like the 9/11-wasn't-airplanes folks or the vaccine deniers or climate change deniers or even holocaust deniers.  She and her bunch of mentally challenged bigots are convinced Muslims are taking over the country... but they're doing it secretly.  That's why there's no proof, see.  But since "[v]ery few people in America are informed and educated as [she is]" we just can't see the landslide of Sharia law and "extremist" Muslims in our government.  Hey, Victoria it's because of lack of existence, not because you're a secret genius.  I've come to realize that when wingnuts shout "extremist" the only extremists are the shouters.  Any and all environmentalists are "extremist" just as all Muslims are "extremist" but try to tell them (easily proven) that the biggest internal terrorist threat we face is from Christian extremists and you are a dangerous extremist of some sort.  Suggest that we conserve energy to combat the biggest threat to our national security, according to the Department of Defense and you're an extremist but actively act in direct opposition to conservation by driving an SUV, heating your house to 80°F in winter, or building a pipeline to carry crude from the dirtiest and most environmentally source of oil on the planet and you're a patriot.  Apparently for Victoria Jackson you need to be a religious (and racial) bigot as well as a complete pig to be a true patriot.  How you go from SNL to drooling web talk show moron is beyond me but congratulations, Victoria on your entrance into the Batshit Crazy Club!

Monday, November 28, 2011

War On Xmas Bullshit Continues

So I signed on to Facebook a few days back and found a "War on Christmas" statement the wingnuts are passing around.  As a non-Christian I was slightly offended even though I know this is a Fox News invented pile of shit and the girl that posted it is kind of stupid.  Still I decided to pull her strings.  I got "unfriended."  Just before that I copied the exchange (and missed expanding a couple of the posts to my chagrin).  Here it is with last names and Facebook links removed:

Tiffany W_____
WHAT A CROCK OF CRAP..... We can't say Merry Christmas now we have to say Happy Holidays. We can't call it a Christmas tree, it's now called a Holiday tree? Because it might offend someone. If you don't ike our "Customs" and it offends you so much then GO HOME. I will help you pack. They are called customs and we have our traditions If you... agree with this...please post this as your status!! I AM A PROUD AMERICAN CITIZEN... MERRY CHRISTMAS Do you have what it takes to repost this? I sure do !!
18 hours ago · Like · 2
William P_______ awesome! stealing it!
18 hours ago · Like · 2

Alan Miller I prefer to be nice to people that don't share my religion. Last I looked "Christian" is nowhere in the definition of what it takes to be American.
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Tiffany W_____
As an American born in the U.S.A. I was brought up with the constitutional rights of this country. Freedom of speech and religion. I was also brought up on certain values and traditions. The fact that the Obama administration has declared t...See More
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Alan Miller It's my country too, and my Jewish friends, and others.
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Tiffany W_____ Yes it is and we have had a "Chritsmas Tree" and said "Merry Christmas" for years and years and now all of a sudden "people" seem to have a big problem about it. They need to get off their high horse and just let it be like it always was. It was never hurting anyone before, why now all of a sudden?! How would you and all aother Jewish people feel if "they" decided to change Hanukkah in someway?
3 hours ago · Like · 2

Alan Miller You watch too much Fox News. There is no "War on Christmas." It's complete bullshit. What I hate about this "leave my country" hatred you're espousing is that it is utterly counter to anything Jesus taught. He taught love, tolerance, and forgiveness. Try reading this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_Good_Samaritan

The parable of the Good Samaritan is a parable told by Jesus and is mentioned in only one of the Canonical gospels. According to the Gospel of Luke (10:25-37) a traveller (who may or may not be Jewish[1]) is beaten, robbed, and left half dead along the road. First a priest and then a Levite come by,...
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Bonnie L W_____ MADE IN AMERICA ♥
about an hour ago · Like

Tiffany Wright Hey we all have a right to say what the hell we want! Last i checked its still a free country "thought it sure dont seem like it" If you don't like what I have to say then keep your nosey ass off my page or better yet remove me from your friends list. The truth hurts get over it!
about an hour ago · Like · 1

Christmas controversy refers to controversy or disagreement surrounding the celebration or acknowledgment of the Christmas holiday in government, media, advertising and various secular environments. In the past, Christmas-related controversy was mainly restricted to concerns of a public focus on sec...
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Lori B_______ K_____ I couldnt agree with you more Tiffany Wright!!!!!! Well said
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Alan Miller Yes yes. This is a manufactured controversy played up by Fox News and its bunch of blathering idiots. Nobody gives a sh!# whether you say Merry Christmas or Happy Holiday. Which one you use shows whether or not you care about other people that believe differently from you. You obviously hate people that aren't "Christian." I'd say by hating them you yourself are not a Christian.
20 minutes ago · Like

Alan Miller
In the Good Samaritan the "Holy" people were walking past the suffering man, but it was a non-holy Samaritan that stopped and helped. Jesus's message was you don't have to be religious to be good and being religious does not mean you aren't...See More
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Lori B_______ K_____ Im a Christian and PROUD of it!!
19 minutes ago · Like

Alan Miller Do you hate non-Christians?
17 minutes ago · Like

Alan Miller I don't even know why I bother trying to reason with fundamentalists like you. You've barely read three words I've written.
16 minutes ago · Like

Lori B_______ K_____ I dont know who you are but you seem like a Jack ASS!!!!!!!
15 minutes ago · Like · 1

Alan Miller The whole "War on Christmas" is a load of crap. You can say whatever the hell you want and display whatever you want in your house and in your yard. If a bank decides that it doesn't wan to to offend their non-Christian customers that simply sounds smart to me but to you it's WAR. What nonsense.
15 minutes ago · Like

Alan Miller Following the lead of Jesus, I see. Loving strangers, accepting differences in others, and all that.
14 minutes ago · Like

Alan Miller I'm a jack ass because I don't hate everyone that doesn't believe like me. Sure, if that's your definition, I'll take it. But I'm pretty sure Jesus would be appalled by all of you haters.
13 minutes ago · Like

Lori B_______ K_____ My opinion I dont hate anyone! I just dont agree with the way Jews are end of it!!!!!!!!!! Everytime a jew come to my door trying totalktome they get run off or the door shut in there face I dont want to hear the crap they have to say I know whats right
11 minutes ago · Like

Alan Miller You do know that Jews don't evangelize, right? If you've talked to a Jew about their religion it's been because you started the conversation. Muslims also don't evangelize so the same stands true. The only people that go door to door annoying the crap out of people are Christians of one sort or another like Baptist, Mormon, Jehova's Witnesses, and Church of Christ.
3 minutes ago · Like

Alan Miller If you want to force people to leave their home here in America because they're not Christian, how is that not hate?
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Thursday, November 3, 2011


Marijuana Cures Cancer!!!  ...and our government has known about it since the seventies.

That's right, even a Koch funded study finds that the climate is changing as fast as scientists have been saying it is."A single winter storm does nothing to disprove that the planet is getting warmer, but that doesn't stop scientifically illiterate pundits from hi-fiving and telling nonsensical jokes about Al Gore every time it snows. ""Richard Muller, a physicist at University of California, Berkeley, announced the results of new research from the Berkeley Earth Surface Temperature Project affirming that the planet is getting warmer and confirming the accuracy of several other existing global temperature recorOh yeah, feel that sweet liberal bias... oh wait... ABC Still Fumbling Green Car Story | Media Matters for America ds... One-quarter of the $600,000 to do the research came from the Charles Koch Foundation" 

Oh yeah, feel that sweet liberal bias... oh wait... ABC Still Fumbling Green Car Story | Media Matters for America 

In case you weren't paying attention, Pat Buchanan is still a horrible piece of shit.

"Republicans may have found their Michael Dukakis, a technocratic Massachusetts governor who takes his bearings from ‘data’ … Has conservatism come so far, surmounting so many obstacles, to settle, at a moment of economic crisis, for THIS?" - George Will"Not data?!!!Yes, data. Conservatives don’t like Romney in part because he lets facts and events influence his views."Who would want a President that pays attention to reality? Not Republicans, apparently.

Hey, what's wrong with violating Federal laws for your boss?

Iraq War Vet Hospitalized with Fractured Skull After Being Shot by Police at Occupy Oakland Protest

No! There's not endemic racism in the GOP?!? That's can't be! That whole "Southern Strategy" thing is a liberal myth, right?

"NASA experienced two suspicious events with the Terra spacecraft in the summer and fall of 2008." - Of course with the new GOP (aka Teabaggers) we will soon have no functioning satellites of any kind and our life will be so much more exciting as we'll have no way to track hurricanes or other severe weather.

Some Objects for You

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Incitement to Murder?

BOORTZ: You know what? I, for one, am tired of putting up with this crap. And you want to know why I moved out of Atlanta and only spend a couple of weeks a year in this town? That's one of the reasons. Carjackings, violence, people getting shot. It's ridiculous. This city harbors an urban culture of violence. And I want you to look around. You drive into the city. The railroad overpass is on the downtown connector covered with graffiti. And that-- That is just an advertisement for everybody coming into this town that we really don't give a damn about those who would screw up our quality of life around here. We really just don't care. We don't care enough to paint over graffiti on the overpasses that come into our city, advertising welcome to Atlanta, here's some of our finest graffiti, from some of our finest urban thugs and their little gang signs. And pick up the paper tomorrow morning. Read about all the carjackings. Read about the innocent people shot for the pure de-hell of it.

This town is starting to look like a garbage heap. And we got too damn many urban thugs, yo, ruining the quality of life for everybody. And I'll tell you what it's gonna take. You people, you are - you need to have a gun. You need to have training. You need to know how to use that gun. You need to get a permit to carry that gun. And you do in fact need to carry that gun and we need to see some dead thugs littering the landscape in Atlanta. We need to see the next guy that tries to carjack you shot dead right where he stands. We need more dead thugs in this city. And let their -- let their mommas -- let their mommas say, "He was a good boy. He just fell in with the good crowd." And then lock her ass up.
So what exactly does it take to convict someone of incitement to murder in this country?  If this doesn't qualify as a broadcaster telling his audience to kill people, what the fuck does?

And racist?  How dare you even think it?  He's a Republican, they get away with condoning murder and prejudice...

Possibly Worst Campaign Ad Ever

Friday, March 25, 2011

Sleeping Air Traffic Controllers and Union Busting

It is ironic that it was at Reagan National Airport that a non-union, swing shift air traffic controller fell asleep at the controls.  Ironic because if Reagan hadn't been a union busting asshole there probably would have been two people in that tower that night and they probably would have been working consistent shifts so they wouldn't be so sleepy as to not be awakened by the radio, ringing telephones, or warning noises from the control systems.  The GOP "fuck the workers" attitude pays off again with results that anyone but conservatives could see coming from a mile away.  "Do more with less," generally means "work like a slave, bitch and then take the blame when you fail" and our air transportation system is an example of how incredibly stupid this ideal is.  Since traffic is "slow" at night there is only one person directing traffic, apparently under such low staff conditions that there isn't anyone else at the airport that the FAA could call to check on the lone controller.  Meanwhile we're dumping billions of dollars into bullshit passenger and luggage screening systems and machinery manned by overworked assholes that hate what they're doing and miss actual danger about 90% of the time, making the entire process of flying an unpleasant invasion of privacy and paranoid over reaction.  But thanks to Reagan you can rest assured the people directing air traffic have no means of bargaining for better working hours or more pay.  The person making sure when your flight takes off there isn't another plane in its way or that when it lands it is aimed at the runway and not a tall building may have health problems that aren't covered by his insurance because he and others with the same job can't organize to bargain for better coverage or he or she might even be losing their home because of low pay and might think directing the plane you're on into a hillside would show "them." 

I cannot understand the logic behind running something as complicated as our air transport system on a shoe-string budget when a single failure can easily result in the deaths of hundreds of people.  Our pilots are quitting in droves as their workload far exceeds safety while their pay plummets to the level of school teachers from that of surgeons while wall street bankers that hold nothing but someone else's money in their control walk away from disaster after disaster extremely rich men.  And that's exactly how Reagan wanted it.  He wanted the rich to get richer and everyone else to work hard and die young, and the GOP is carrying on his tradition. 

Of course it's going to be that poor guy in the control tower that's going to get fucked the worst in all this.  How dare he be unable to stay awake after being jerked from daytime to nighttime duty, pulling 12 hour shifts day after day, and barely making a middle class living!  Doesn't he know he needs to pay for the tax cuts for billionaires our "President" just allowed through.  Fuck air traffic controllers.  They're not very important to those with private jets.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Fuck Second Amendment Rights, Give Me Back the Fourth Amendment!

This kind of thing happens all the time.  Cops burst into a house, guns drawn, fuck with everyone in the house, tear shit up, and then realize they've got the wrong place.  I want my country back:

Amendment IV
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.