Michele Bachmann to Run For President? Break out the Champagne!

A Joke

Q: Why do white Southerners not like John McCain?
A: They heard he might be an abolitionist.

A Joke

I've decided to live every day as if it were the last day of my life: lying in bed and slipping in and out of consciousness.

A Joke

Q: How do you make a platypus a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

Stolen from BBC Radio 4's News Quiz.