Me Talk Big Noise: Cartoons

I'm a cartoon junkie. There, I've admitted it. The "funny pages" were what I always read first in a newspaper, followed by the editorial cartoons.

When I was a teenager I drew hundreds of cartoons with topics varying from a long "running" strip based on the Super Glue ads of the late 70's/early 80's called Super Goop to cartoons lampooning my friends and teachers. While at Tulane I drew a couple of cartoons for the school newspaper, The Hullabaloo, and I've even found one page of a cartoon I started in 1988 or '89 called The Adventures of Roach Man. That last one's kind of disturbing. The one page I have shows the birth of Roach Man caused when the radioactive spunk of a disgustingly fat janitor from the Nuclear plant (the seed spilled from a handjob from an underaged whore) lands on a roach who mutates into a human super hero. He was kind of a lame super hero as he was always running away from the lights, but I digress.

The internet has allowed my addiction to blossom into a daily routine with my morning coffee, the computer, and over a hundred comic strips, editorial cartoons, and animations. I get an e-mail from Mycomicspage.com every day that I actually pay for. Here's a list of these cartoons:

Doonesbury	Baldo	Andy Capp
Bloom County	Calvin and Hobbes	For Better or For Worse
Red Meat	Strange Brew	Tank McNamara
Tom the Dancing Bug	Wizard of Id	9 to 5
Ballard Street	The Duplex	Stone Soup
Chip Bok	Stuart Carlson	Jeff Danziger
Matt Davies	Kerry Waghorn	Chan Lowe
Mike Luckovich	Glenn McCoy	Jack Ohman
Pat Oliphant	Ted Rall	Steve Sack
Ben Sargent	Wayne Stayskal	Paul Szep
Gary Varvel	Don Wright	Non Sequitur
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